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hey girl, you look like two tuns of canned tomatoes! And you know what? I’m a forklift. And you know what? We are in a grocery store warehouse. And you know what? You need to be put up on that shelf. And guess what? I’mma pick you up.

Grace Helbig

(Daily Gradvice: Pickup lines.)

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